Home again, home again, jiggity jig
Since Erik has the camera, I can't take pictures of Fred to show the world. However, when I get home I am going to look through the FredCam pictures to find the series of photos from when he was captured in the trap.
Before Erik left yesterday, he was feeling confident that I would successfully get Fred on Thursday night. I was hopeful. Around 10-10:30, I set the trap with fresh food and headed for the bedroom. At 1 am, my first alarm to check the trap went off. No Fred. At 3:30 am, my second alarm went off. No Fred. WAIT. My sleepy eyes readjusted and saw a cat in the trap. Outside, I saw that it was definitely, 100% Fred. He didn't look pissed. In fact, he looked like he was thinking "are you going to take me inside, or what?"
I carried the cage inside. Now, the Humane Society recommends leaving the cat inside the cage until you get the cat to the vet. I did not, for 3 reasons. 1) Those directions are for feral cats. 2) He looked so pitiful in there, I could not bring myself to do it. 3) It was 3:30 in the morning, I was tired and forgot. Deal with it.
I let him out and he calmly walked out. He immediately began sniffing the house all over and meowing at the top of his lungs. At first, it seemed like he was meowing to be let back outside (which obviously was not going to happen). But I think he was just meowing because he was freaked, and it's what he does when he gets freaked.
Then, the smell hit me. Oh god, the smell. He smells like the inside of an old garbage can. His fur feels dirty. My eyes started turning red. Still, I picked him up and held him and loved him and kissed him and he couldn't do a damn thing about it. The punishment has begun. (Don't worry, I scrubbed myself clean afterwards). What was weird was that not only did he not mind all the attention, he actually thrived on it. It was the only thing to get him to stop meowing constantly, and he actually started purring. Fred rarely purrs. But he was a regular motorboat last night.
But what about Holly? Was she excited to see her brother? Hell no. She backed away and hissed at him. Of course, I wouldn't be eager to greet him with that smell, either. Luckily, Fred was smart for once in his life and stayed away from his freaked-out sister. Usually, when Holly gets upset, Fred chases after her to see what's wrong, which results in a catfight. Not last night - Fred stayed far away and that was just fine with Holly.
Once I could tell that I wouldn't have to worry about them fighting, I decided to go back to bed. Don't get me wrong - I was thrilled that we got him - but by then it was 4 in the morning, and I was about to fall asleep standing up. This was not what Fred had in mind, though. For the rest of the morning, he walked around listening to his constant MEOW MEOW MEOW echo off the walls... under the mattress... into my ear... into my other ear... directly into my face. He refused to let me go to sleep - as if he thought that I should pay constant attention to him since we went to so much trouble to capture him. So I stayed up, petting Fred (while breathing through my mouth) and then chasing after him when he walked away and started crying. His sleep schedule is all messed up now, so mine had to get messed up too.
I tried to feed him more (he's so skinny, I'd find out later that he dropped between 3-4 pounds) and he did eat a bit, but he mostly wanted to explore. This morning, he cried when I clipped his (horrendously long) nails but did not growl. He let me pick him up without crying. In fact, he didn't give off his high-pitched patchetic cry at all. His cry is deeper and more forceful - I guess he matured a lot during his time on the street. Now he's street smart!
He let me put him in the carrier without a fuss. But as soon as it was closed, and he realized the carrier only meant one thing: VET'S OFFICE. He cried out his long, drawn out cry that seems to involve every vocal coard, every nook and cranny of his larynx. It sounded like he was crying "egg roll" - eGG-rOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGL. I told him he wasn't in enough trouble that he'd be turned into Chinese food, but that didn't seem to calm him down. I had no sympathy for him - HE was the one who stayed away from 3 weeks, who ran away from us so many times, and who spent his rumspringa in a sewer. It's his own damn fault.
He's at the vet now. Everyone there was so impressed that he came home (until I admitted that we had to use a humane trap). Wile at the vet, he will be checked for injuries, worms, feline leukemia, feline immunodeficiency virus (FIV) and more, as well as bathed. A lot. He'll also be given a microchip. During this torture, I'll be getting him and his sister new collars and tags.
Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone for their support and well wishes, and indulging in the FredWatch. On Monday, I'll be returning the humane trap to the Humane Society with the reward money I set aside. We may never have been reunited with Fred if it had not been for the Humane Society, so they deserve the reward as a donation. For more information on the Charlotte Humane Society, please visit their site.











