After much deliberation, a winner has been chosen for The "Name My Blog" contest.  

Pizza wins, with "FNUR FNUR!"  Congratulations!

Now I know a lot of you are thinking, "What the hell is FNUR FNUR?"  It's a saying/noise we make when describing a manner of speaking.  When someone talks to try and show off how smart they are, and they only come off sounding like a pompous (yet clueless) idiot.  We took it from Television Without Pity (not surprisingly, it was used to describe a contestant on The Apprentice) and now we often use it to describe people we encounter at work.  There's a LOT of FNUR up in here.  It is pronounced exactly as it looks "FNUR FNUR!"

Pizza, I will film the Jack Bauer impression very soon.  It's fitting that you won this, since it cracks you up the most.  BONUS!

From now until I feel like changing it again, this blog will be known as FNUR FNUR instead of "I tapdance for pennies".  Thanks for playing, everyone!

Today's word of the day from Merriam-Webster:

lugubrious \loo-GOO-bree-us\ adjective

*1 : mournful; especially : exaggeratedly or affectedly mournful
2 : dismal

Example sentence: Cap was so lugubrious about not winning the "Name my Blog" contest that he went cried himself to sleep on his huge pillow.

And sometimes, I like to post random idiot things on corporate and/or entertainment blogs.

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